John Oliver from The Daily Show Presents Gun Control to America - Imgur
Whoop dee fucking doo indeed.
Ever feel like the Daily Show does better reporting and REAL questioning than most news shows?
It’s satire only reveals more truth than not.
aww i was hoping they’d do the bit where he answers his own question about gun control
The look on his face when he repeats ‘whoop dee doo’. Priceless.
Costco CEO Craig Jelinek supports raising the minimum wage.
Costco announced record profits today, averaging $10,000 in profit per employee compared to $7,400 at Walmart.
The secret to Costco’s success is paying employees well, providing benefits, and giving them an opportunity to unionize.
So large corporations’ excuses that treating & paying workers well would damage profits are all a crock of shit.
i don’t know if all costcos donate their returned items but my local costco donates EVERYTHING that is returned to the city’s domestic violence services. i keep meaning to go buy a ton of shit that i know they need and return it all but haven’t yet.
Prince Gumball’s path to the throne was brutal. Fionna wasn’t around during the Sugar Wars; Gumball distracts her by acting super bland and wearing disco pants.
Marshall Lee knows the truth, but as Chaotic Neutral, he just can’t bring himself to give a shit.
ETA: Nhyworks just gave me the amazing pun ‘Game of Scones.’ Brb dying ok.
YOU FINALLY FINISHED IT COT! YOU AMAZING BEAUTIFUL CREATURE YOU. Sugar wars hehehehehe
I once stopped playing WoW for a long time and I guess during my absence, my account got hacked and someone leveled up my skinning and mining to max (I’m assuming to farm gold for their account) but when I got my account back I got to keep the leveled up professions so that was cool.
So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.
This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.
…you know. Just when I start to lose faith in humanity….Hm.
if you don’t like zia i don’t want to be your friend
im seriously laughing at anyone believing this yahoo vs fandoms shit omg
I am both amused and so very irritated every time it ends up on my dash.
“I love hot pregnant women.”
If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “i have a huge anal gap”
that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything
I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person
must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!
Remember the answer is: i love drinking cum.